the situation calls for two guys and one girl, as one guy gives her anal she's giving the other guy a rim job.
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1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.
2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.
2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
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Get the uploading machine mug.The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.
It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...
It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...
John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"
Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!
The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"
Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!
The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.
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Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)
Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.
Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.
Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.
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