Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023

Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.

Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs

by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020

hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70

bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah

by stormilovessapnap my tiktok December 13, 2021

MILF

MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck
someone TOO FUCKING attractive for you to call them a MILF
Mostly used for a HOT BABE of a mother that has kids.

"Holy shit duuuude! That over there, is a fucking MILF!"

by ahotperson25372893638 June 21, 2021

MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Which is basically Moo Slim rebel scum from the southern Philippines.

MILF. It's actually less fun in the Philippines, for a change.

by Glide08 April 18, 2018

Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024