by Duey Nando December 23, 2023
Get the Mega Suckagemug. A mega creep is a creep but worse.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
Get the mega creepmug. 
Bosh, safe, fantastic. Pilgrims from across the world endeavour to travel to this legendary chippy. It is a sacred ground, walked on by the prophet Sadio Mane himself and his excellency, Grand Patriarch Ollie Ball.
Some notable delicacies served by Binley Mega Chippy include: Nuggies N' Chips, Fish N' Chips, Deep Fried Sausage N' Chips, Chip Butty and the famous Deep Fried Chips. You will typically find 50 year old slightly racist balding men at the chippy wearing Puma tracksuits.
Anyone who refuses to take a pilgrimage will be instantly excommunicated, before being hanged for treason.
Some notable delicacies served by Binley Mega Chippy include: Nuggies N' Chips, Fish N' Chips, Deep Fried Sausage N' Chips, Chip Butty and the famous Deep Fried Chips. You will typically find 50 year old slightly racist balding men at the chippy wearing Puma tracksuits.
Anyone who refuses to take a pilgrimage will be instantly excommunicated, before being hanged for treason.
by legopiece32557 May 31, 2022
Get the Binley Mega Chippymug. by the arguement winner September 16, 2022
Get the mega thicccccccmug. A chip shop located in the suburb of Binley, Coventry that recently exploded in popularity due to TikTok's new 'singing text to speech' feature. The feature reads out text in a TikTok that is read in song form, in the tune of "He's A Jolly Good Fellow" or "Let's All Go To The Lobby".
by whatismyname182 June 4, 2022
Get the Binley Mega Chippymug. by CarlyXxxL January 31, 2022
Get the Mega smallmug.