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Mexican Zippo

Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.
n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions
by DuckDodgers2350ad November 24, 2011
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Mexima

A grandmother who is of hispanic desent. Not your grandma on your white side of the family.
once my friends meet mexima then they'll know im actually half mexican.

You know my grandma with the plants and jesus statues every where, yeah thats my mexima.
by GIF17 July 22, 2011
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Mexican Tow Truck

2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.
Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.
by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011
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Mexican Photo

A picture taken with a film camera with the date and time in the bottom right corner
dude i saw this picture of Yesidia's quinceanera and you could definatly tell it was a mexican photo.
by reismanation September 20, 2011
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Mexican Heaven

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels
by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012
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Mexican Pickle Fight

Physical combat engaged by attempting to poke your opponent's penis with only your index finger while your other hand is behind your back.
Those guys are either gay or they're in a mexican pickle fight.
by P_Mac December 24, 2012
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Mexican Fish Bowl

When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"
"Is Dave coming to the party?"

"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"
by Dirty Dirk 47 January 11, 2014
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