March 13th

March 13th where Friday the 13th happened. No coincidence? Jason must be killing us with this coronavirus, and bullshit

Person 1: Man I hate this coronavirus

Person 2: Yeah who knew “March 13th” would be cursed?

by SweetJonesOfMatthaa March 3, 2021

March 6th

Tyler, the creator aka the beat rapper of all times birthday

Person 1: Yo what day is it
Person 2: its tyler birthday

Person 1: oh ok so March 6th

by Bitch with crocs March 6, 2021

March 9th

National Beat up a Tall person day

Beat them up In March 9th

by Urnaninbed.con March 8, 2021

March 15th

National fuck the hell out of your partners day

Hey sweetheart happy March 15th better be ready to celebrate later :)

by That Person123 March 15, 2021

March 20

the day when you have a sleepover with your best friend and make sure to watch movies whole night without sleeping

1 best friend: let’s have a sleepover on March 20
2 best friend: alright let’s watch movies whole night and don’t sleep
1 best friend: WOAH GREAT IDEA

by Dorito bitchy girl March 19, 2021

March 20

National get a soapy booby pic. Mainly from your girlfriend.

BF: Hey can I get a soapy booby pic it’s March 20th
GF: guess I have too.

by MacktheG March 19, 2021

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021