Maddie

An incredibally short species of dishwasher that is remarkably bad at making sandwiches, However they can handle up to 9 glizzys with extreme precision. Typically this species looks as if someone inbred the grinch and max with a little bit of evil gremlin mixed inside.
Did you buy a maddie to wash your dishes yet?
by Glizzyfiddler June 1, 2022
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Maddie

Flat af, has a thing for short guys but can't get the boys and is really nice and y need to keep her she's a good one dont lose her
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Maddie

Maddie is super bad, in the best possible way. She’s the type of girl Jonah Hill would wander around the city for looking for booze to score. She’s scared of opening links of really cool tattoo ideas from Alice in wonderland, but don’t let that scare you off. Her favorite color is red, possibly, because her nails always seem to be colored that way. She’s got a big heart, and even bigger ****. Take her to Weenie hut junior, and she might fall in love with you. Everyone needs a Maddie in their lives.
Maddie is mad.
by Bobby’s World October 4, 2022
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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
by karrot November 22, 2021
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Maddy

someone who spits on all over ur stuff including your homework
That maddy spit on all my stuff, man!
by Blubbery Blue May 10, 2018
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Maddy Sexual

When your only attracted to the it girl of Euphoria, The realist, baddest, prettiest bitch out of them all, aka Maddy Perez.
"so how many crushes do you have"

"please, I'm Maddy sexual"
by XAINA February 28, 2022
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Maddy

most swagalicious person you will ever meet. she literally is the best human you will ever meet. harry styles fanatic and will hunt you down if you say any wrong for king styles.
person 1: OMG did you meet maddy
person 2: yeh she’s so swaggy
person 1: i know. just make sure you don’t talk bad about harry styles around her.

person 1: yeh 👀
by noahnecklover1300 June 2, 2021
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