Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 23, 2025

bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

New Delhi Lunch

The act of making a mid-day meal out of both human excrement and sheep ejaculate and then washing it down with a healthy pour of Great Indian Bustard urine. This is an unforgettable meal and actually tastes like it was cooked in a 5-star restaurant.

Oh, you have no lunch? My buddy made a New Delhi Lunch and hasn't been the same since.

by 1234adfghe567dhjkd789dghjketyu September 20, 2021

lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 04, 2020

boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!

Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 04, 2017

especially lunch

Once a week, rather than getting the regular lunch there is a Friday… where any take away is a possibility, especially McDonald’s.

Hey X, I’m assuming Maccy Ds for ESPECIALLY LUNCH

by GLIZZY GOBBLE GOBBLE August 04, 2023

Lunch Punch

To get laid on your lunch break.

To beat up pussy at lunch time.

Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.

by Rocco the other white meat. March 22, 2010