Lane

The ugliest person in the world. Could also be obsessed with legos and minecraft.

Oh my god! Is that Lane? Lets get away while we still can.

by ALien_2022 February 8, 2017

Landen

A dick

Landen is a dick

by Brothebro April 9, 2017

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008

dirty lance

When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.

I had a dirty Lance weekend

by Rail rider November 17, 2013

diane lane

a philandering whore of a wife or the act of philandering as a whore wife

my wife diane laned my neighbor

did you just call my wife diane lane?

by thedukeofwales April 28, 2009

eagle has landed

What is proudly exclaimed after male genitalia, the eagle, has penetrated the female genitalia for the first time.

"I love you girl" "I love you, babe" *penetration* "the eagle has landed!" *schlop-schlop* "fuck, im done"

by Kevin N January 28, 2004

turning lane

The turnin lane is a term used to describe a state of mind that can only be obtained by various psychdelic drugs such as acid, mushrooms, and occasionally from consuming an extreme combination of alcohol and marijuana together. This term originated in minnesota from lsd users tripping and driving on the wrong side of hte road shouting "We're in the turnin lane' !!!" The term soon spread to Wisconsin and throughout the midwest and describes a mind state that is so impaired that if the victim were to be driving he surely would be on the wrong side of the road, or the Turning Lane. This variation of TURNING LANE is known to be prominent mainly in the Midwest region of North America, but can be achieved virtually anywhere in the world where good drugs are supplied or imbibed. Very commonly experienced by members of the hippy counterculture.

Users experiencing the extremely funky sensation of the turning lane can be spotted easily by their erratic wild behavior and their constant hollaring of non-sense and noises such as "Woohoo!!"

I went to the hippy jam festival, ate a bunch of acid and ex and was in the TURNIN' LANE for the next 24 hours.

When you are so wildly high that you cannot communicate your thoughts through actual words besides "woohoo" and other non-sense, you, my friend, are deep in the turning lane. But when you eventually pass out, you will be in the PARKING LANE!!!

by ELECTRIC KOOLAID MAN August 28, 2006