Prop keys

A second set of keys that can be left on top of a desk to give the impression that you are in the office (versus on a long lunch or having left early) but just not at your desk. An extra cell phone or --in the case of military personnel--a beret or other headgear--can to be used in a similar fashion.

Boss: "Bill, can't have gone far...his keys are on his desk."
Uncool Coworker: "That's true, unless those are prop keys."

by surlygirl63 October 8, 2011

thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"

by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008

toma tomon key

Literally: "I love Vicky." It could mean: vicky is bomb; (set of words expressing ones affection or love towards a person named vicky.)

DUDE! toma tomon key!

she is so awesome... and my girlfriend ;)

by n00bsauce June 14, 2008

universal key

A card used to break into a house.

I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card

by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008

key yoot

Someone who is being a smartass, or know-it-all. Also a synonym of bice. Not to be confused as a phonetical spelling of "cute".

"Dude, that girl is so key yoot"
"How do you know?"
"She was slamming all this stuff in my face about Putin when I said I was into politics."

by Melissa Aardvark August 1, 2014

Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014