July 39th

The day we have all been waiting for. Shreks birthday.

Shrek’ My bday is July 39th’
Me: ‘I knew it!’

by gigggly pufff October 26, 2019

July 11

1. When Erin was born all the smart confident and gorgeous people like Erin are born
2. Also a lucky number day. 7/11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

by Erin samonne November 2, 2019

July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019

July 7, 7700 A.D.

The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.

Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*

Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️

by NYcityrat December 16, 2019

July 4th

If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.

Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!

by GoogleFactsBirthdays January 4, 2020

Jalyn

jalyn some times nice loyal cool

come here jalyn

by anonymous September 15, 2020

July 10th

National Bad Bitch day 😘💅🏽 .

her : OMG DO U SEE HER??
him : who the baddie born on july 10th?!
her : uhh yea.. sure?

by baddie_j0rdan December 13, 2020