Jersey Rider

when a person is only dating or friends with an athlete because of the possibility of the athlete going pro.

A person - typically a woman - who just uses the athlete for status. "Riding the jersey to the top". Similar to a gold digger

The show basketball wives has a bunch of jersey riders.

by writergrl25 July 14, 2010

jerseyfied

a new fetish to cum(ejaculate) in someones hair and give them a blow out.

Pauly-D's hair style is a jerseyfied style which he uses gizz to style and get the hold hes looking for.

by lilbabyguitarboy November 16, 2010

Jerty

The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life and also the most funniest person to ever live

The one person u really need is Jerty

by Twisted Monster February 25, 2019

The Jersey Quiff

Snooki's (Charcter off of the Jersey shore) hairstyle and the way women fart on jersey shore.

Yeah it's the jersey quiff it's just likes snooki's hairstyle.

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

New Jersey

A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.

New Jersey- You're either filthy rich or fucking slummed.

by I_LIVE_HERE May 5, 2011

New Jersey pizza roll

While a man and a woman are having sex the man stops and vomits on the girls kooter and then continues to go to town. Avoid the chunks.

Say girl, I want a New Jersey Pizza roll.

by aPharmer October 30, 2012

New Jersey Devils

Worst hockey team in NHL history Wayne Gretzky once called the devils mickey mouse inferring that they are a childish team and only loved by little children who's brain haven't started growing

The New Jersey Devils are a mickey mouse franchise.

by Jimmy Whehelan March 20, 2017