JasonConnors14

Jason Ronald Connor, also known as JasonConnors14, is a 15 year old african american who lives in Africa America. He has made many movies such as the Jason movie series, consisting of 6 movies, he also has his own canon, known as Jason Canon

Hey look it's JasonConnors14. We have not eaten in (insert a jumble of numbers), please let us into this abandoned Burger King

by alex Disney 98 July 6, 2019

Jakson

A little annoying,douche who will probably blame the fire he lit in nursing home on the lighter

Lawyer "it wassnt him he said"
*Jakson gets on witness stand*
"It was the lighter your honour I swear!"

by Steve the hawking October 10, 2019

Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009

Freddy Vs. Jason

stupidest movie ever, oh wow they kill people again, woohoo, like it isnt' like the other 100 movies that involve them

Freddy vs Jason was retarded

by nacho January 15, 2004

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!

by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010

Jayson Zayson

He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.

Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory

by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019