A Rhona and Jordan

The cutest couple ever. They are beautiful and amazing and everyone loves them.

You're like a Rhona and Jordan

A Rhona and Jordan by Mandy33331 September 24, 2011

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pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

pulling a jordan by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014

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I love jordan

Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang

I love Jordan so fucking much

I love jordan by troublebbyy September 21, 2019

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Jordan

A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).

I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".

Jordan by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008