dog on me

another version of “don’t make fun of me” or “don’t bully me”

“hey don’t dog on me but i think i like him”
“are you serious? ew.”

by Wjatwhatwhy December 19, 2019

Adopt Me!

Adopt me! (what I like to call it is Scam Me! or Trade Me) is a Roblox game that used to be about roleplaying. Now all you do is stand till in the middle of the city and flex your mega neon sparkling dorito dust golden shadow dragon. You also buy overpriced pets that cost 1000 Robux each every Xmas and Halloween just to trade it away and never use them. It wont be worth as much as pets that came out a few years before. The only excuse is because their older. I wonder how it got to this point. The only other thing kids do in the game is scam.

Devs: *Adds a limited overpriced pet.*

8 year old: *logs on to Adopt Me! Buys pet using mommy's credit card.*

Scammer: hey wanna trust trade I will give you a mega owl (I dont know why we cant just use the trade feature in the game) all you have to do is give me the new pet.

8 year old: Ok *gives pet.*

Scammer: here's you mega owl *in trade* haha get scammed dont trust a stranger just because you want a creepy looking owl.

8 year old: Noooooooo :(

by Tasty Chips February 25, 2022

Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

by Yourvum July 2, 2021

me-isms

Slang for self-referential terms and statements that reek of self-absorption.

Her speech was positively popping with endless me-isms.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Marinade me

Lathering someone in LAWRY'S® HERB & GARLIC MARINADE WITH LEMON JUICE.

"SOAK ME! MARINADE ME!"

"Why won't you just MARINADE ME?"

by LAWRY'S HERB & GARLIC MARINADE May 16, 2018

tower me

To tower over someone ; meaning dominate them. Being on top

"Tower me" *crawls over them*

by HannahCouchEasler February 15, 2019

Be straight with me

Means be real with me. Be honest. Be truthful. Truth.

Person 1: wassup man
Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!

by Icy cash December 22, 2018