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"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."
by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018
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first off... let’s take a moment.

God. capital G. not god. He ain’t no greek god. He is the one and only, God.

this mans brought His only son down to earth and what did His son do? He carried the cross that he was meant to die on, got nailed to that cross, died and went to heaven, RESSURECTED, came back down to earth seeing all his buddies confusing the heck out of them, not only did he resurrect, he also ascended back up to heaven. This was all done by who? oh yeah God. So please, THE LEAST you can do is capitalize his name. You capitalize your name don’t you? Well this guy is 100x more powerful than you i’m surprised we don’t capitalize His whole name.
Uneducated person: “Oh god please help me

Educated person: “Oh God, please help me.”
(who do you think God is going to help? because the first person is just breaking the first commandment. the second is actually asking Him for help. think about that)
by calvinklien January 18, 2018
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Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.
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What religious people believe, not an atheist

A word that should reach 1,000 definitions
Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist

Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!
by epic!pewds! May 25, 2020
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god is not real
by A_WOMAN November 12, 2018
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A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t

Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
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1.A man that has knowledge of self and others.

2. The Asiatic Black Man.
What's todays mathmatics God?
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