irish

irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.

hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out!

by da origanal playa May 24, 2006

Irish Hershey Fountain

When you pour Jamesons Irish whiskey down a girl's butt-crack and tongue her asshole whilst consuming the drippings.

"I just partook in a lovely Irish Hershey Fountain this fine eve. Now I must brush my teeth."

by Its been done December 9, 2008

Irish roofie

Giving someone pints of Guinness and shots of Jameson whiskey until they black out or pass out

Guy 1 - Dang, she doesn't look too good

Guy 2 - I think someone gave her an Irish roofie

by stikshift April 2, 2011

Irish Repair Kit

A bottle of whisky and a glass. Used to mend any injury done to a man's body or soul.

Life got you down lately? Keep the Irish Repair Kit handy.

by PotatoFace June 23, 2012

Irish Tag Team

An Irish Tag Team is when you have a threesome with your best friend and a motherly figure.
This is open to members of both sexes, and the best friend can be of both sexes as well. The motherly figure does not have to be related, just a motherly figure.

an Irish Tag Team has parts kinda similar to some plot points from

Y tu mamá también

by Thirtyfivestudio July 16, 2009

Irish Stomp

the result of a barfight, the victor (intoxicated and wearing workboots) places his opponent face down and stomps the back of his neck.

see also, Irish curb stomp

"We went over to J.P. Cunninghams and Irish stomped that hot chicks boyfriend because he kept giving us dirty looks every time we drove by."

by shamroxxxx August 21, 2008

Irish Weekend

When people from Philly and the surrounding areas come to North Wildwood to drink too much, have sex in ridiculous places (Like a port-a-john) and buy stupid shit they will never use and don't remember buying, also a good time to party naked. A weekend where performing Irish yoga is appropriate and never frowned upon. Also the unofficial end of the summer and a very swell time to meet some of Cape May County NJ Finest. Usually followed by one of the largest call out sick Mondays in the tri-state area...

Cindy:"Hey Jackie this is a nice shirt where did you get it"
Jackie: "Dumb-ass you bought it yesterday when you were drinking"

Toni: "Why are you naked"
Brendan: "Why am I naked?"

Toni: "Typical friday night of Irish Weekend for you"

by 106 Crew March 4, 2011