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Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
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morning wood lifting

Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.
Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later
by Lifterofyee May 27, 2016
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Grab morning by the biscuit

he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.
by JJjr April 12, 2013
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Christmas Morning

That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.
Guys, i'm only 10 but this year was my Christmas Morning!
by DiabloRain November 8, 2010
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British Morning Sock

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!
by MsViviette March 31, 2011
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The pacman good morning

The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.
1) The pacman good morning he ave me smelled an awful bit lke beef and cheese.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
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asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.
Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon
by muskie123 June 9, 2009
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