1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.
Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?
That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
Get the Early morning sacrificemug. Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
by beejer-egg August 26, 2013
Get the Morning After Spillmug. by the_damian_o7 March 13, 2020
Get the Good morning gamersmug. That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.
by DiabloRain November 8, 2010
Get the Christmas Morningmug. British slang for a condom.
by MsViviette March 31, 2011
Get the British Morning Sockmug. The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
Get the The pacman good morningmug. by muskie123 June 9, 2009
Get the asain morning crymug.