Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
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“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
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