Idiot

You <3

You're an idiot

by crowcream December 17, 2016

idiot

A stupid person

example of idiot is juana

by anonymous524567282789438744527 May 17, 2016

Idiot

Someone WHO DOESENT Get I'M THE FUCKING PAYLOAD

why cant this fucking idiot get on the payload

by Ant720 January 11, 2017

idiot check

To look the wrong way on a one way street when parallel or angle parking to make sure those idiots who drive the wrong way, don't hit you.

I was pulling out of the mall, but I had to do an idiot check because you know how those female drivers are.

by Brian Tsai October 23, 2005

idiot mark

When the rifle scope hits your nose or eye and leaves the idiot mark FOREVER

when you're first learning to use a gun, so you hold it wrong and break your own nose from holding it wrong. the idiot mark is the dent in your face from the gun hitting it

by slingshotmeow May 19, 2018

Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

the forum idiot

seems to think freedom of speach is a licence to write whatever old nonsense he or she likes, yet doesnt grant this luxury to anyone who dares disagree with them. Harbours some pretty abhorrent views on minorities, but usually stops short of actually admiting their true feelings. Gets incredibly angry when reading sensationalised tabloid headlines, believes everything they have ever been told by anyone. Trys to end debates with "well thats your view!!!!!", probably punctuates posts with an insane amount of smilies

arrrgghh! I saw a muslim (well he looked muslim :-) :-( ) park in a disabled bay today, with his bleedin boyfriend!!!!!!! :-()()()()( :-xxxx I DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT JUST GO AND LIVE IN RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!! the forum idiot

by baggadagger44444 March 25, 2010