and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

I Power

A philosophical system conceived by the administation of movielol, that is allegedly the primary purpose of the Athene series (that is, the series was made to eventually promote I Power) that stresses three basic principles:
Being open minded
Actively thinking
And putting your vision into practice

My understanding of I Power wont permit me to continue smoking, sorry guys.

by maxwell hansen March 21, 2008

I-10er

Either perfoming a roadie or a roadette while on I-10

Lisa is a fan of giving MOCO an I-10er!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

but i need it

No

But i need it. Yes.

by but I need it May 13, 2015

I accept

a phrase used to express acceptance toward a situation (Sarcastic or not) or a phrase used when you can't seem to find the correct word.
*could also be used in a negative form

Connor: dude, naked chicks , tonight. my house. you in?
Kizzle: I accept !
Connor: Awesome, were going to be drinking wine coolers
Kizzle: wow i do not accept what so ever.

by Kizle January 28, 2009

i did it

Congrats!

Lucy: I did it, i killed him!
Lara: Congrats!

by laraweasley April 18, 2021

I can't

To express any emotion like anger or happiness in a way that shows that you literally cannot take it.

Sanndra " Hey Mia have you seen that new guy"
Mia "OMG that boy was to cute today! I can't"

by PrettyKiss August 31, 2013