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Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021
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Trigger Hippie

A self-identified gun enthusiast who simultaneously holds and promotes core “hippie” values such as peace, nonviolence, and personal freedom. A Trigger Hippie believes in responsible gun ownership and self-defense while also championing open-mindedness, empathy, and collaborative conflict resolution. They tend to see firearm ownership not as a contradiction to pacifism but as a tool that—when handled responsibly—can safeguard individual liberty and help secure a more harmonious, free society.
Jesse considers himself a trigger hippie, heading to peace rallies after his morning trip to the shooting range.
by CN0T3 December 28, 2024
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hippie sip

Hippie sip is a fine drink in which you take a bottle or cup filled with Ayahuaska, drop a ten strip of lsd into it, 5 grams of psylocybin two or three pills of pure mescalin a splash of peyote and finish it off by pouring it into an oil rig and vaporizing dmt through it.
Dude did you hear about steves brother?

Yeah didnt he do hippie sip and end up in mexico blind?
by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019
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A hippie with titties

A down to earth chick with beautiful enhancements, the type of chick that’s not volunteering for pr but because she wants to see some change in the world.
Gosh, you know that Britnie Monèt, she’s such a hippie with titties.
by Britnie Monèt May 29, 2022
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Texas Hippy

"Another drink...really? Are you going Texas Hippy on me?"
by Mith Miller November 1, 2008
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hippie spectrum

A measure of how hippie you are based on how much pot you smoke and how much you hate organised religion.
They were on different hippie spectrums.
by Davihomie May 13, 2014
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Hippy Green

A place in the beautiful city of Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Hippy Green, what a lovely place where the nittys and goths sit and love life!

the nittys like to sit there and sniff crack with one sock on and one off, they also like to sit and inject herion while they use a condom to make there viens stick out to inject it.

the goths on the other hand like to sit there listening to there shitty music and smoking the mary jane in the corner near the X63,62,63 bus stop to killingorth they also like to dress like my left sock.
'Lets go to hippy green as its a lovely place guys'
by jigglyjunkie June 22, 2022
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