Hamster high

When you've smoked so much weed that the proverbial hamster has fallen off its wheel, leaving you speechless when your friends ask you a question.

Cory and Trevor asked me about the wrestling pay-per-view, but I was hamster high and drew a blank.

by JeffroCakes March 23, 2017

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High Elbow

The next best thing since mashed potatoes. It's a symbol of respect or congratulations, done between two human beings.

"Hey, Paisley! Long time no see. High elbow."
"Good job on that math assignment, Cole. High elbow."

by High Elbow November 26, 2013

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High Presbyterian

A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.

In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned Britany Spears,’ since Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of obscurity.

My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed dragons.

by jb4377 March 26, 2020

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High goofies

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.

EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."

by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

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