Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

Hairy Beary

A small Hispanic boy that we all know and love that will eat the loli pussy so good that there none left for the rest of the family.

That nigga is one Hairy Beary, know what i'm sayin?

by CatDisc October 15, 2016

Hairy eccles

Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo

Look at his hairy eccles

by Nobbycar May 17, 2021

Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə January 31, 2016

Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"

Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!

by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013

hairy ghost

Some bullshit Taylor and Matt made up so you would look it up on urban dictionary expecting to read about some nasty pubic hair type thing, only to find we just wanted to say you're awesome and rage on.

You guys remember that one time Nectar dropped that one song, and it was like MRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW MWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I went fucking hairy ghost during that shit!

by swaggatee October 15, 2017

hairy dragon

When a guy doesn't shave his balls and puts his hairy balls in a girls mouth while he smacks the girls forehead with his penis leaving a purple dragon

Dude my girl and I tried hairy dragon, later her mom asked why was there a purple mark on her forehead

by Mr Hoss September 4, 2016