God

A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.

At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!

by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018

God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.

God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.

by Wickdeed May 24, 2018

God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God

doesn't exist

who's god

by MAY$CLOUD August 25, 2021

GOd

A level 99 white mage

Holy sh*t it’s God

by Wisest man May 30, 2018

God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019

God

1. (in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

2. (on stan twitter) @witnessavior

Omg did you see god's new tweet about Katy. A hit tweet is coming.

by witnessstam21 April 3, 2021