The goat

Something that Lil Wayne isn't

Lil Wayne is not the goat, never was the goat, and never ever will be the goat, ever, no matter how many times people call him the goat!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Walk the goat

1) v. An awkward phrase that can be used to confuse listeners and leave them thinking of the derogatory meaning for days.

2) v. A phrase that can be used to mean many questionable actions.

1) Paul: "I think I'm gonna go walk the goat."

Emily: "Ugh, you would."

2)Paul: "I totally walked the goat at Emily's graduation party."

Elizabeth: "Really? What was it like?"

by skdjhk January 15, 2009

gator

Someone who is desperate for drugs and will bite at any offer, even if the drugs are visibly inferior or over-priced.

You paid twenty bucks for a dime bag? what a gator!

Here come the gators, time to make some money!

by solid gold easy action January 4, 2003

GOAT

An term used to describe a couple that is made up of a good looking girl and an ugly guy.

"Hey look at that couple over there. What a Goat!"

"Yeah she's smokin' hot and he looks like a toad. He must be either rich or have a huge penis."

by Shayne Buckskin April 30, 2008

GOAT

A reference to the Pontiac GTO for gear heads.

My GOAT will beat your Pony Car any day.

by Rhynio87 September 23, 2011

Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015