German Blow Job

When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.

Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?

by PS4 Pro is awesome March 14, 2008

gerald

when the ash on your blunt, joint, or cigarette piles up so high that it looks like Gerald's hair from "Hey Arnold!".

Jim: Yo dude you might wanna ash soon. Your blunt is geralding hard.

or

Stacy: The gerald on my cig was so high, it fell all over my pants.

by nastyvibrations July 15, 2011

German

an opportunity for anyone who is fond or neutral of Germany to say 'LYK OMG, TEH GEMANS ARN'T NAZI'S, THAT WAS LIKE YEARS AGO, NOW THEY RECYCLE AND SHIT!!!!' and rag on the french instead, don't get me wrong, the germans are okay (with the exception of that asshole from scooter)

"Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!"
Btw Fetus Bomber, they wern't forced to be Nazi's, Germany was at that time a democracy, so the Nazi party was voted (by a wide margin) into power

by Jesus, what name can I use? October 6, 2008

German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.

by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005

German

Very offensive slang for a Kraut.

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

German Fire Hydrant

This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.

First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.

Next, on the last day of the month, finish.

Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.

kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.

Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!

kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.

by kMurg March 3, 2011

salty german

the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.

If you pass out with your shoes on I'll give you a salty Germany

by ilovebeingbetterthanyou June 24, 2009