best girlfriend ever

Imogen

Dude A: Have you met Imogen yet?
Dude B: Yeah she's the best girlfriend ever!

by Imogen's boyfriend August 22, 2011

Girlfriend

A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family.
Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.

"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."

by SperanzaHope January 29, 2015

nft girlfriend

A smol alternative girlfriend who likes to either collect or make her own nft's

Similar to the e-girl, they hold an unimaginable amount of power over their subjects...

bro, did you see Elon the other day?

Man has an NFT girlfriend...bro I need one of those

by grimesnftgf March 21, 2021

ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

by dirty 30 June 13, 2008

Girlfriend

A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.

Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.

by Jackson Tiger June 28, 2008

Girlfriend

A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

by DarkPrinceXXI January 3, 2004

girlfriend

1.a friend who is a girl
2.a girl who is a friend
3.ma bitch

1."Who is that?"
"That is my girl-friend."
2."Who is that?"
"That is a girlfriend."
3."Who is that?"
"Ma girlfriend ya'll. I shagged her last night man."

by Urban Proffe-sirrrr May 26, 2014