mushy grape

the act where a guy shits on his balls then slaps somone in the face with them

jake- hey you want a mushy grape
shay-o yeah give it to me on my nine incher

by nineincher October 13, 2010

Juicy Grape

The act of lubricating the testicles and then accidentally consuming them. Can be used as an expression if someone badly fucked something up or literally if you're like that.

Man, Donald really Juicy Grape'd that pass.

by Pugglefish March 20, 2014

salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people

Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man

by Derpyried February 15, 2018

Formaldehyde infested grape

An uncommonly used insult. It can replace an other insult. If people don't know what you're saying, repeat it. It doesn't matter

Liv:Oh god, I hate him

Allister: Yah he's such a formaldehyde infested grape

by A.Spooks February 24, 2019

Peel me a grape

A peeled grape is used to stimulate a women fun parts.

Hey big boy peel me a grape and we'll start there.

by Pauly Pepper April 23, 2022

grapesmuggler

Recieving the whole package in the mouth. Componants of the package include the meatloaf, easter eggs and baynus..

OMG, she is a grapesmuggler..

by Two Fruitz July 29, 2004

Bust a Grape

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'

I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend

by Geepers1 March 26, 2011