You think 1700 is just a username? No, it’s the number of females who’s virginity he’s taken. He’ll turn you into a single mother by the end of the year. Those jealous of him insist he chose 1700 simply because all 1699 before him were taken. Little is known about this mysterious man who always says “Gn” but never sleeps. What we do know is that no one has ever seen his entire face. All pictures are just different variations of hat/phone/hoodie/hand. Unfortunately, all Gods have their flaws: 1700 is incapable of spelling. Incapable of finishing a thought without misspelling something.
by SophieAmiable April 11, 2019
- Did you saw the new Star Wars movie?
- No, I haven't. I can't afford tickets.
- Just borrow from the internet
Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.
- No, I haven't. I can't afford tickets.
- Just borrow from the internet
Borrow from internet - Pirate or steal movies, games or anything from the internet.
by dedibot April 21, 2018
by Akata_4 April 02, 2009
1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy
1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.
by Troy March 24, 2005
"The whole thing"
what sever it is.
Did you get the house clean?"
" I sure did from Asshole to elbow , spic and span!!"
Did you get the house clean?"
" I sure did from Asshole to elbow , spic and span!!"
by scooby944 June 25, 2017
A band that is good,but they are really,really overrated.
They're not the best band on the planet,just like Fall Out Boy or Alexisonfire.
They seem awesome until you listen to MCR Thursday or AT The Drive In and when you do they seem quite sucky.
Still,I'd pick FFTL over most post hardcore bands.
They're not the best band on the planet,just like Fall Out Boy or Alexisonfire.
They seem awesome until you listen to MCR Thursday or AT The Drive In and when you do they seem quite sucky.
Still,I'd pick FFTL over most post hardcore bands.
From First To Last: Cool at the moment but not all that brilliant. They do have Sonny Morre,though...
by bandanasrerad August 27, 2006
by billyd August 30, 2004