French Fry

Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.

"I gave him Chris Bosh for Dirk Nowitski and a french fry, guy."

by The Camel Clutch February 22, 2008

french military victories

A sign of the apocolypse

French win a war, the earth is doomed

by Joe December 9, 2003

French Kissing

French kissing is somewhat like making out...

My friend Emma/Nikki is awesome and wants to know what french kissing is :-D

by that_random_weird_person December 18, 2012

French Army

Material for some quite successful and amusing jokes

"How many French soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. Ten French soldiers to surrender to the lightbulb one American to come in and do it for them."

Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.

A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"

by Trekker 42 November 21, 2009

French Military Victories

Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats.

Student: Search: "french military Victories."

GOOGLE: No entries did you mean french military defeats.

by Bob Marley! January 12, 2008

french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

French nasty

when you date a french girl with a glass eye have her suck your dick and rite when your about to cum u pop out the eye and jizz in the eye socket. Then put the eye back in.

Last night i gave your mom a french nasty...so ask her for an example.

by Mike Hayes Dukehayes4 January 1, 2009