reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Knaprig fitta

Knaprig fitta är när en tjej har så mycket sperma på fittan att den börjar få ett lager sperma och blir då knaprig.

Hon där tjejen har en knaprig fitta!

by SvenskaBlatten July 22, 2018

Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

Tae fetty

The sexiest man alive

Wow @ysl.fetty is really a tae fetty hes so cute

by @ysl.fetty October 17, 2019

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

Twisty Fisty

when a person puts his fist up someone's ass and twists it like a drill

"Dude john gave me the best Twisty Fisty, better than when my grandma did it!"

by Iphone_maker March 10, 2022