Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015

Fiddle Fish

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

"What are you doing you Fiddle Fish?!"

by A Saturated Meatball October 1, 2016

Fish Tiddies

1. flat tiddies that does not attract any sickos in any way whatsoever.

2. a word that people use to exclaim when surprised or angry.

3.the password to enter the meme cult and meme-con 2019 held on december 36, bermudeer trreeeeuncle

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fish tiddies! thats a mighty big hose you got there

i want 2 pairs of fish tiddies please with extra mayo sauce

by SBUBBY SCRUBBY July 16, 2019

flopper fish

When in sleep one flops their whole body in the air and flips like a fish and flops back down.

Man my husband and his flopper fish kept jostling the bed last night.

by Boopreese April 12, 2019

Dirty Fished

Term used when you come across a nasty, smelly, unkempt vagina.

After we went to the bar last night I went to that girls house, and ended up getting dirty fished.

by tict0c January 14, 2019

fish air

A highly intellectual way of saying water

Hey, man. This fish air good...
I know right!

by YaBoiYerdel August 7, 2018