"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger, it comes with a fried egg!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

a pidgeon, caught in New Jersey and fried on a grill. The motto is "it's just pidgeon's"
the joke was made by the youtuber JeromeASF.
the joke was made by the youtuber JeromeASF.
by CookiesncreamwithsomeBLAST April 16, 2020

Mr Krabs is always bragging about the size of his shrimp yet everyone knows that my boi aint packing.
by 69dankclit69 June 3, 2020

by Hop on Pop March 27, 2009

Lets me tell you bubba, I done ran pa's mower in a ditch, run back inside, and when he a-come lookin' for me, he was mad enough to eat fried chicken.
by hokiescott September 19, 2012

"OMG, there's that girl that's flirting with my boyfriend."
"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries..you're so much hotter than her."
"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries..you're so much hotter than her."
by jham October 30, 2007

In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016
