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flap jack

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjacking flapjack
he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.
by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir Flap Jack October 25, 2007
mugGet the flap jackmug.

windy city mud flap

2 gays fucking and their balls sacks are smacking.
Ed and I got together last night for some windy city mud flap.
by Poopie boobies November 29, 2016
mugGet the windy city mud flapmug.

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"
by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008
mugGet the Meat-Flaps Snake Charmingmug.

Grow a pair of flaps

Telling someone to gather the confidence and strength to do something scary.

To have the strength and confidence of a vagina as opposed to ‘balls’ which are notoriously weak and sensitive.
To a friend: “come on, I know you’re freaking out about this but you’ve just got to grow a pair of flaps
by Reddish June 1, 2021
mugGet the Grow a pair of flapsmug.

pack up your flaps

To give suggestion that now might be a good time to start to make preparations for removing themselves from their current surroundings.

To advise some one to leave.
Since Timothy was unhappy with the look of his mail order bride, he told that bitch to “Pack up your flaps and go back to Russia.”
by liquid explosion October 23, 2005
mugGet the pack up your flapsmug.

windy flaps o zwirnor

large dangling beef curtains which sway in even the slightest breeze, generally encrusted and smelling of fish.
Christ that fat lass has the windy flaps o zwirnor
mugGet the windy flaps o zwirnormug.

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