five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

by m.slaty December 2, 2021

Five Guys Special

The Five Guys Special is when two Five Guys employees work a double together and immediately go to their car after work to hook up and use the extra hamburger grease as lube.

Jordan said “Hey did you hear what happened behind five guys yesterday?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”

by Poopeefartpoop January 13, 2022

Five Nights at Freddies

Five Night's at Freddies is a horror game based in the 90's or whatever the fuck.

Hey, do you play Five Nights at Freddies???

by namnamna February 3, 2022

FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET

It is a RANDOM PICK of a SEXUAL PARTNER in the dark where you can only SUCK.

THE lessons of being an ENGINEAR at ALPHABET.

REALIZE as you must have a lot of GALL as the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET is you can't go the SIXTH WAY as SUCK their RIGHT FOOT , LEFT FOOT, RIGHT HAND , LEFT HAND and you can SUCK where you like but in the MIDDLE you either SUCK DICK, PUSSY, and ASSH0LE for the PEDOPHILE.

GO back to the PAST two two two yep you TRAINEES are going to DRINK PISS , EAT SHIT and SHOVE those BALLS in the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET to the GOAL feel the GALL hear the GULL and as RULES =( RISK UNCERTAINTY LIMITS EVENT SEQUENCE ) ASNO AGUJERO becoming a GHOUL and if you prevail YOU are on your way to the GOL.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 8, 2021

Five Nights at Freddy's

A point-and-click (Or in Security Breach puzzle)/horror game with a lot of lore. Also the bane of MatPat's existence.

Guy 1: They made a new Five Nights at Freddy's game.
Guy 2: Poor MatPat.

by TylerGaming101_YT December 30, 2021

Five Star

There are multiple ways the word five star is used. One of them is as a rating system for hotels or restaurants. If it is 5 out of 5 stars the quality is amazing. A second one is in GTA 5 where it is used as a wanted system where the more stars you have the harder it is the evade the police. The final definition is slapping somebody in the back really hard to the point where it leaves marks, this is typically done in locker rooms at school when people are shirtless while changing.

Tom five stared me yesterday and I still have the marks.

by War Machine lover January 4, 2022