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Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought
“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

Distance fishing makes me so sad”
by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021
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fishing planet

Friend "Do you want to get Fishing Planet?"
You "No"
by cumkingnorthdakota June 30, 2021
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Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.
Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.
by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015
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fish air

A highly intellectual way of saying water
Hey, man. This fish air good...
I know right!
by YaBoiYerdel August 7, 2018
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Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.
After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.
by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018
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Graffiti Fishing

Going in search of new graffiti. It's called 'fishing' because you never know what you're going to get.
Hey did you check out that sick piece yesterday?
Yeah man, all that graffiti fishing paid off!
by StackedGraffiti January 3, 2011
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Fish Tuck

When a Drag Queen Tucks His/Her Genital to look like a womans vagina.
by Queen Of Hawaii August 20, 2013
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