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Fat Guy Weather

The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average kinetic energy, in the Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.
girl: Wow! It's cold outside today. It only got up to 52°.
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
(Two fat guys then high five each other.)
by walrus0115 December 12, 2010
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fat or jacked

A large male. stocky, bulky, roundish, someone resembling a meatball, but under that polo, is it fat..or is it intense muscle mass? Is this meatball man fat.. or jacked?
Girl 1: Yo, Josh is really cute! Don't you think?
Girl 2: Yea he's got a great smile.. but is he fat or jacked?
by Ishnala December 14, 2010
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fat mob

A long distance to travel, especially when high or drunk.
Driving all the way to Denny's from here? That's a fat mob.

Man, I'm so high. Getting the tv remote would be a fat mob right now, hard.
by makingafatmobforsteaknshake January 3, 2011
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Fat-Houndin'

1.To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not yours or that is meant to be shared by a group.

2. A person that eats an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not theirs or is meant to be shared by a group.
1.Hey, man, quit fat-houndin' the chips so there's some for everybody.
2. You ate all of the food in my refrigerator, you fat-hound.
by Cobmckin November 10, 2011
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Fat Cereal

Tiny broken fragments of potato chip mixed in a bowl with dip, and eaten with a spoon. A snack often eaten late at night when the potato chips in the bag are no longer big enough for dipping to be possible.
I didn't want to get my fingers greasy so I made some fat cereal instead.
by Mike Beeyou September 8, 2011
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Fat Feisty

-Phrase that describes a sloppy reaction to that which is desired.

-A run or shamble that would resemble a newborn learning to walk.

-Gawk, Ogle, and/or drooling at guilty pleasures

*A person getting 'Fat Feisty' does not pertain to their weight, but instead just the action/reaction that person has toward an object or event.
"I went home and got all fat feisty on some surprise pizza"

"A group of teenage or girls got fat feisty at the site of Zac Efron"

"That bitch got all fat feisty on my dick bro!"
by Sc0tticus & Mechantx February 3, 2012
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Fat pie

A girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but DD's or bigger. Not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. Gerald's favourite type of girl.
Dave: Look at that fat pie over there Jezz!

Jezz: Oh, I just jizzed in my pants.
by Dude-fucking-man December 13, 2012
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