a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
by anonymous February 1, 2024
Get the eric loftinmug. Eric the badest mother fucker on the block owns a bitch named ibzan he apso has a 10 inch penis and has the best taste in music
by Dhrhrhfbrurvru bicho September 8, 2019
Get the Ericmug. Eric is a person who would dump all his closest friends, no matter how long you have been friends with him.
Eric has been friends with Serena for 5 years, but he left her because she jokingly called him stupid.
by Pickled mac n cheese July 8, 2022
Get the Ericmug. Eric is a Prince charming. He'll steal your girl and make you glad he did cause he'll break her heart. Has a lot of friends and a good sense of humor. Pretend to be gay to make girls laugh and make under cover gays uncomfortable. Eric way too sexy.
by Tav50 January 2, 2022
Get the Ericmug. Eric is a person who is rich and smart and is super handsome and kind to others a great person altogether and who is loyal to his lovers.
Eric is such a great person
by Greatthe June 1, 2020
Get the Ericmug. Often pretends to be on the phone. He'll chat with noone on the other end to appear to have more friends than he does.
by Tweedle Swanson November 19, 2022
Get the Eric Vanhoutainmug. 