Ex-Plainin'

When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.

Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.

by Sammie817 March 10, 2009

Nik From Fed Ex

Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.

Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!

by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025

National hit your ex up day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together? After all, it is national hit your ex up day.”

by addylade October 30, 2020

Ex Appreciation Day

November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck

OMG ITS NOVEMBER 8TH ITS EX APPRECIATION DAY

by drjoemama21 November 7, 2019

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.

Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!

by Suxatore2022 April 22, 2022