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new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."
After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.
by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021
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run up dump

A gang hit/initiation resulting in death. Typically meaning an entire pistol magazine clip being emptied into one person, on foot.
blood: you not about that, drive by hittas always with me.

crip: fuck a drive by, run down gang. i run up dump yo ass cuzz
by bambamismylover December 14, 2021
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The Dilworth Dump N' Pump

The act of self gratfification while defecating
"The reason I was on the toilet for so long is because I was doing the "Dilworth Dump N' Pump"

The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating
by T5carpe May 30, 2023
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Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005
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Drumpf

(Verb) yelling louder and longer than anyone else who is speaking with the (mistaken) idea that bullying dissenters into silence is the same as being right.
Did you hear Donald drumpfing during the debates?

Does he realize that smart voters are ignoring him?
by I'mBuzzLightyear May 19, 2016
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Dumbfuckenate

Taking an otherwise intelligent conversation piece and rendering it completely stupid.
Pete's discussion on the weakening economy was spot-on, until Kareem had to dumbfuckenate the talks by mentioning how former president George Bush did not "care about black people"
by dany only August 29, 2010
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PG-13 dump

A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.
"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."

"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008
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