Duh Hello?

How every stereotypical Asian on the planet answers the telephone.

"Duh hello? I need to speak to like a sumboodee who can speak a Chinese!"

by Sykotic Samurai December 2, 2014

dumb bitch disease

DBD has no definite cause, but the symptoms are obvious: making horrible life decisions, getting drunk and or high fairly often, listening to country music, fucking anything and most of all, doing dumb shit.

omg did you see what jerry did, that was SO dumb, he's got dumb bitch disease.

by pizzarolls666 March 1, 2019

dupey

wack, weird, retarded, etc.

Bruhh you know Jake Murphy? That kid is soo dupey ☠️☠️

by jakemurphyisthedupiestnigga December 18, 2019

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Fred Durst Friday

The Most Important Holiday in the Existence of Mankind
Every Friday People World Wide come together to Celebrate the one and only Fred Durst

Person 1 : "Oh my God I forgot it's Fred Durst Friday"
Person 2: "How could you forget that? *BREAKS YOUR STUFF*

by dunkelherz_qwq November 11, 2021

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

duggar

Noun, singluar
Strict christian patriarchy effective on all women making them serve their families for years for no pay, and making wives have more babies than their bodies can handle and then trumpeting your lifestyle as something other people should follow.

I tried to duggar it up, but my daughter went to college and got a job, so no one believed me.

by OnceFundieFly September 28, 2015