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Ni-Disorder (Revised)

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
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Conduct Disorder

Behavioral tendencies outside the socially acceptable way. Others may see that they do whatever they desire and take little to no blame for their actions. Nearly 40% of people who suffer from these behavioral problems receive further diagnoses when older, such as NPD and ASPD.
“He acts so crazy because he has Conduct Disorder.”
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Auzz Disorder

Having trouble dealing with daily situations and not being able to cope normally
i can’t concentrate because i have an Auzz Disorder
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big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird
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Psychotic Disorder

A disorder that causes the human mind to lose connections with reality and experience symptoms such as: Hallucinations, experiencing sound or voices that are not real, and believing nonsense speeches that is not real.
1: I feel like my brain is broken, I keep seeing these things and I do not know the cause of it.
2: You probably have Psychotic Disorder.
1: What do I do to stop it?
2: You can get therapy, that's how I got rid of mine.
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disorder

A health issue which insurance has to pay for. If it's not a disorder, they don't care.
I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, now my insurance pays for all of my therapy!
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Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.
"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"
by Wenis man January 27, 2023
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