ctb disorder

Can’t • Text • Back Disorder.
Cause I can’t Text back for shit😂😂

It’s not my fault I got CTB disorder, I just can’t help it.

by jjfresh_bandz November 12, 2019

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

High Achieving Personality Disorder

High Achieving Personality Disorder (HAPD) is something that people who have a desire to achieve at such a high level that it makes them crazy

Hanna is acting crazy, she must be off her high achieving personality disorder meds

by Beg Marber April 23, 2025

Noah Miranda Disorder

The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.

“Noah you smell like shit”

“Yeah I think i got Noah Miranda Disorder”

by BootySmegma May 20, 2022

S.L.O.W. Disorder

you nigga

you are slow for not knowing what the word the word SLOW means.

"Bruh what?"
"Nigga you got S.L.O.W. Disorder?"
"What's that?"
"It means slow nigga, you're slow."

by jcmalone February 13, 2021

snowflake shit disorder

a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns

A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)

by aliasie December 23, 2021

snowflake shit disorder

being so fucking sensitive that it gives you ibs

joe: *insert joke*
bob: "thats offensive... *shits self*
joe: "looks like u got a case of the snowflake shit disorder"

by aliasie November 23, 2022