Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
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IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
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