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Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 22, 2025
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Clout Disorder

Clout Disorder: The disorder in which a person with a lot of clout becomes to full or him/her self and ignores anyone he may deem "unpopular."
that guy Sponker has clout disorder, he wont even axe duel me!
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Peso disorder

A fictional disorder (made up by me currently) that makes people extremely addicted to money (specifically pesos).
Gary: Yo, can i borrow some bills from you?
Dennis: You got the peso disorder? I just gave you money two days ago.
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sexual personality disorder

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Noah Miranda Disorder

The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.
“Noah you smell like shit

“Yeah I think i got Noah Miranda Disorder
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An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.
Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
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Ugly as hell disorder

This disorder causes you to be ugly as hell since birth and rated under a 6/10 by majority of humans on the planet.There is no cure found for it yet but scientists are working hard on it.
That guy looks so bad he must have ugly as hell disorder.
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