by Wolfgangmang February 10, 2017

A working day where an employee starts late, has a long lunch, goes missing for long periods during the day and then leaves early
by NorthernScm June 21, 2015

By day a mild mannered and all round card carrying David.
At night he transforms in to Big Rave Dave... A master of wiff waff, backgammon, jazz cooking and throwing shapes...
Will occasionally go in disguise as "Wee Davie..." when he wants to mix it up a bit...
Has been know to bang out excellent performances of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Lez Miz...
Is capable of capering to levels of extreme proportion when accompanied by his side kick Phmrb... Whose mystery is only exceeded by her power
At night he transforms in to Big Rave Dave... A master of wiff waff, backgammon, jazz cooking and throwing shapes...
Will occasionally go in disguise as "Wee Davie..." when he wants to mix it up a bit...
Has been know to bang out excellent performances of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Lez Miz...
Is capable of capering to levels of extreme proportion when accompanied by his side kick Phmrb... Whose mystery is only exceeded by her power
by Johnny Cheesedog January 31, 2023

by mddimachke June 10, 2011

by TheLastOneL3ft August 12, 2012

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave
- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave
by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018

A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.
by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021
