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dark ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: We've got a powercut and the KFC I had for lunch is messing up my gut something awful
Justin: Sounds like the perfect time for a dark ritual
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
mugGet the dark ritualmug.

dark|slyde

To time like l33t and produce shit from the nothingness. Also used as a man whore for both sex by ancient tribes in California.
He grabs his uber huge cawk in the dark|slyde it in her like a pimp that he is.
by dark|slyde May 26, 2003
mugGet the dark|slydemug.

dark blue

Betty and Joe make purple, but Dan and Greg make dark blue.
by darkbluee August 14, 2008
mugGet the dark bluemug.

Fishing in the dark

You and me goin fishin in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass groooooowwwwsssss!!!!!!
Him #1: Did you and her go fishing in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass grows?

Him #2: yes.
by Memphis h September 18, 2021
mugGet the Fishing in the darkmug.

Dark humour

An excuse for lonely virgins to be racist, homophobic, sexist etc. Can feature: rape and sexual assault jokes, degrading jokes towards people with mental illness and disabilities. Often think they are better than a normal person because they like dark humour. Fans of dark humour include: pick-me girls who think being sexist and saying women have no rights will get their homophobic trump-supporting white boy to like them and greasy men who complain they can’t get a girlfriend but are sexist.
Incel: It’s just dark humour ❄️
Respectful person: Yes because calling it “dark humour” justifies how you are making fun of someone’s trauma and being an overall indecent person
by shutupcandice September 14, 2020
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dark horse

a secret male slut who no one excepts to be a womanizer
Mrs. Burgess upon seeing tom's pencil case "Tom your a dark horse"
by Jess January 3, 2005
mugGet the dark horsemug.

Dark Brandon

Nothing but a crappy meme made as a massive coping mechanism by Biden supporters to cope with the fact that they support a complete clown of a president. Most of these memes praises Biden for his recent "accomplishments' which are just a bunch of bills that will cause Bidenflation to get worse and impose harsher taxes on the middle class.
Biden supporter: Dark brandon is rising! Look at the Job growth! Look all these bills he passed! IRA will decrease inflation! Plus he killed a terrorist while recovering from COVID! Lets go dark brandon!!!

Logical person: You do realize IRA will force you to pay higher taxes to pay off inflation and the reason job growth is so high is because people have been taking up a second job to be able to afford basic necessities that are no longer affordable due to inflation. Plus Biden did not kill anyone, a US drone operator did and Al-Qaeda has no been a threat to us since OBL died.

Biden supporter: wrong! Lets go dark brandon! Lets go dark brandon!
by clinteastwood76 August 25, 2022
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