Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.

Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

Mouth Cooker

An alternative heating apparatus to prepare meat properly. It’s not like an oven or anything, it’s just different.

I can’t believe black anus’ oven’s broke. Very strange for a steakhouse. Luckily one of the servers had a functioning mouth cooker to cook all the meat.

by hvag69 March 29, 2020

Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood

I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!

by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020

Cock choked

When a female is face fucking and deep throating and gagging on your hard cock it will cause her to choke on it some actually find real pleasure For themselves in doing this

What happened to you

I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me

Hahahaha what a dumb ass

by Great signal July 21, 2020

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020

Arthur cooke

Arthur Cooke is literally he most sexy individual man alive. He is just really epicly cool and radical and he has lots of friends who never make fun of him

Dont you wish Arthur Cooke loved you?

by Small skinny January 15, 2021

Air Cooled Pussy

Air Cooled Pussy
The gap you can see through a girls thighs / crotch while standing straight up with her legs close together
This is usually accompanied by a tight ass and a athletic build.

Damn, that chick has an Air Cooled Pussy

by sgtinf February 9, 2021