cook his junk

another way to say a hard pass.

girl 1: is this guy cute? girl 2: EW COOK HIS JUNK ASAP.

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025

let him cook

when someone is going god mode

hold let him cook thot i was feeling you nah

by let him make food2 February 27, 2023

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

cooking a drag

Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.

Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?

by TheDefineGuy November 30, 2016

Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.

You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.

by Okaym8 November 22, 2022

Cooking

The act of one doing a very good job at a certain task

“We were not cooking yesterday”
“I’m cooking hard right now”

by KrisDontMiss January 9, 2024

Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!

by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025