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bisayahnic complex

feature of usahay-singing, budot-dancing impatient people with solutions to complicated societal problems. They become leaders without actual qualifications and without apparent breeding or logic, only getting by bravado, localized charisma and/or threat of violence/hell.
People can't wait to see ex-panggulo Duterte (aka Dutae , aka mangkanor) and pastor Quiboloy, both with bisayahnic complex but failed to save the people they promised to save, languishing in prison where they actually belong.
by mishy_dont_be_dutae March 28, 2024
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reje complex

Appearing even more deranged in order to appear as an individual seperate from the common wealth.
"She bit someone's ear off after he lashed at her" "She has a reje complex"
by Tauflon May 3, 2024
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Napoleon complex deluxe

A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
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Moby Complex

A psychological complex rooted in the subconscious of all men that perpetually makes them insecure about the size of their penis, regardless of its size.
Named after the Moby Huge Dildo and first described by psychologist Charles Christopher White Jr.
"Why's your boyfriend acting so pissed off?"
"He has a Moby Complex."
by BakedPsychologist December 1, 2024
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Apartment Complex

Your "Apartment Complex" isn't complex at all!
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024
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