Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson Is Gossamer

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Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson Is Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Crustopher Columbus

Crustopher Columbus is when you are the first to discover the discharge crust in a woman's panties. When one discovers the panties of ew in 1492.

Bro, I'm Crustopher Columbus. This girl had discharge crust all up in them panties! It smelled like a warm turtle tank and helicopter smoke!

by Mophew April 10, 2025

White Column

A rupture of buttsemen onto a white persons cock. Typically in anal sex.

"Oh man! Dave and John had some rad sex last night, heard Kohn raptured a white column out of Dave!"

by bluudude April 20, 2025

Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.

“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”

by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025

Colombian columbine

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray

My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.

by LtMcRo July 6, 2025

Penal columnization

A torture method consisting of cutting a man’s penis into 4 columns and pulling them off 1 by 1.

In that one gore film they tortured him via penal columnization

by The torture guy October 28, 2025