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hot cold

Diarrhea, Montezuma’s Revenge, the excrement of feces after a long night of Mexican food and Natural Light. When one has a cold this is the only warming part therein. Like removing the drain plug at the jiffy lube, 10-W30 is just pouring out. The violent fury from ones rectum. Pile it on high and deep.
Your food looks like a hot cold.
by Walrus8 December 25, 2008
mugGet the hot coldmug.

cold spoon

when a chick starts rubbin your dick, but has cold hands.
by sic fuk January 4, 2011
mugGet the cold spoonmug.

Cold Lake

A city in north east Alberta. Mostly inhabited by Air force assholes(Pigeons)and Natives. I was born in Cold Lake and it is full of beauty. Including Forests, A huge Lake, and trails coming outta your ass. A Fun/cool place for RedNecks alike.

Things to do: Four by Fouring, Drinking, Quading, then more drinking! WHOO HOO!!
My name is Katie-anne, this is my Dad is Billy-Bob. We are from Cold Lake
by K@T May 29, 2007
mugGet the Cold Lakemug.

butt cold

Usually, your mom's fingers and feet get cold first and her butt, because it's so damn big, is the last thing to get cold. So if her butt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can't get much colder.
A: It's butt cold today.

B: Yes, but your butt is smokin' hot.
by pejohnson76 March 16, 2010
mugGet the butt coldmug.

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.
Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.
by Steveo131 November 27, 2013
mugGet the Asshole Coldmug.

cold shoulder

An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.

This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.
Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.
by CryThunder March 12, 2018
mugGet the cold shouldermug.

Cold Carla

A Cold Carla is a Hot Carl in revers.
It is performed by the female sitting on the toilet whilst performing filcacio on the man standing before her.
So I walked into the bathroom and my girl was sitting on tha toilet... we were high on M and she gave me a Cold Carla 😈
by Captain Daddy Pants and Peanut November 19, 2017
mugGet the Cold Carlamug.

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